-Jones Party of Six!!-: it's sunday

I noticed after we were all ready to head to church we were all quit colorful!! We were easily the most colorful family at church that day!!

Say What???

8/14 Dustin had his hand cupped in front of his face smelling his own breath and says "why does my breath smell like poop?" So I walk over and smell it and tell him that it doesn't smell bad and he looks at me with his eyes opened wide and his hand held up and says "Oh no maybe it's my hand!!"
6/13 Dustin: "toot-toot" Me: "dude what was that?" Dustin: "What?, when my butt talks it tells me I need to poop!!"
5/13 Degan: "Kabe do you have a girlfriend?" Kabe: "NO!!" Degan: "Good, don't ever get one all they do is cheat on you!"
4/13 Degan: "Dillon I found this old time pen!" Dillon: "That's not an old time pen, an old time pen would have a feather and you'd have to dip it in ink to write!" Degan: "OK mister know it all!"
4/13 Degan: "Mom I got in trouble in the cafeteria today" Me: "What did you do?" Degan: "Grayson & I sang this son "Lexi, Lexi, Lexi - It rhymes with sexy!" the lunch lady told us to NEVER sing the song again!"
3/13 Dustin: "Mom there's a teacher at my school who has my same name, but he's black and he's fat" Me: "Dusty that's not a nice thing to say" Dustin: "What? He has a big butt!"
3/13 Me: "Degan do you want a BLT?" Degan: "No I'll take a TKS" Me: "What? I don't know what that is" Degan: " A Tur-Key Sandwitch!"
3/13 Me: "Dusty tell me about school today." Dusty:"Mom I was good I didn't say the B word or the F word!! Me: "whats the B word?" Dusty: "I don't know!"
3/13 Degan: "Mom did you know Bishop has a bad word in it?" Me: "Uhhh no it doesn't" Degan: "Ya it does it has the B word, Bitchup!!" Me: "Laughing when I shouldn't be and quickly correct him!!"
2/13 Me: "You boys need to do something besided watch TV" Dustin: "Actually Mom I need to watch word world so I can learn things like the F word!! Me:HaHa "I hope they don't say the F word on word world!!"
1/13 Dillon: "Dustin repeat after me, I'm a dork" Dustin: "Your a dork!!"
1/13 Degan: "Mom I think I heard something that sounded like someone rocking in a rocking chair; or maybe it was just you blowing your nose!" Me: "HaHa! well which one was it?
11/12 Darin: "Dusty what do you want to be when you grow up?" Dustin: (in a whiney voice) "I don't want to grow up!!"
11/12 Dillon: "I don't ever want to hit puberty, Mom what does puberty mean??" Me: "What do you think it means?" Dillon: " it means you get old & have to go to college" Me: "HaHa not exactly!!"
10/12 We were gonna be downtown when the boys got home from school so we left a note for them to call us on the house phone and when they didn't call Darin called and spoke to Dillon and asked him why he didn't call as soon as he got home Dillon said: "I couldn't find the send button!!"
9/12 Dustin: "Mom, your baby is out of control!!"
8/12 Dillon:"Hey Thayne did you know that in jail they eat top ramen everyday" Thayne: "really that would be awesome!" and than Darin told them all the different ways inmates eat top ramen!!
8/12 Degan got a letter from his teacher Mrs. Brooks before school started and he told his Dad that he was going to write back to Mrs. Brooks and ask her if there were any cute girls in his class!!
7/12 Degan has been afraid to go over to the St. John's because of their dog Dandy so Degan says to Darin one day: "Dad I really want to go hang out with Braden but I'm scared that Dandy might attack me again so I'll just have to wait till she dies and than I can hang out with Braden again"
6/12 Degan: "Mom do teenagers fart? YES. Do girls fart? NO. Do old people fart? YES. Did Jesus fart? Haha probably!!"
5/12 Dustin followed Sisi into the bathroom and sees that she is a little different than him and says: "Sisi did you cut your pee pee off? Why did you cut your pee pee off?
5/12 We were talking about getting a babysitter and Degan says "well you'll have to find one that knows how to breast feed!!"
5/12 Dustin runs in the house yelling "MOM, MOM DEGAN CAUGHT A DINOSAUR!!" (horny toad)
4/12 Dad:"What do you guys want to do this summer" Degan: "Well first of all you need to buy me new shoes before the May Day Dance!!"
4/12 Degan: "what day will I die?" Dad: "we don't know what day we'll die, but I hope it's not anytime soon." Degan: " OK Dad I'll wait till I'm old and get cancer"
4/12 Darin:"Dusty shake your booty" Dustin: "Dad, I don't have boobies!"
4/12 Dillon: "mom I think I have athletes foot again" Degan: "I think I have athlete's foot on my face!!"
3/12 Degan was eating his lunch after school and says: "Mom I need to practice my dance routine for the Bundy reunion!"
2/12 Dustin: "Mom I need a pocketknife so I can go camping with my best friend" Me: "Who's your best friend?" Dustin: " My Dad" Ooooooo
2/12 There was a dog in the back of a truck that looked just like Ruger and Dustin says: "Mom Ruger came back to life!!!"
2/12 Degan: "I can't wait till I'm old, so I can boss my kids around!!"
1/12 Degan:"Mom when I get to heavan do you know what I'm going to do?" Me: "No, what?" Degan: "I'm gonna go find Ruger!"

-Jones Party of Six!!-

Sunday, June 1, 2014

it's sunday

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